Tony
Taken in by a pack of gypsies at the age of 17, Tony was taught the strange nomadic art of podcasting. Using his newfound skills, he launched Let's Not Get Exploded. He's been to New York more than once, but he's not the type of person to hold that fact over you like some a-holes would. Really, if you have listened to the podcast ever, it's thanks to him. He also invented sparkly super-glue (patent pending).
RJ
Is a writer. He calls himself that to attract the ladies. This is usually not effective, so he tells them that the movie Garden State was based on his life. He believes in ghosts, ironic t-shirts, and the medicinal powers of steel wool. He picks the podcast theme music, so tell him he did a good job (we know, it's terrible).